My office is two doors down from a bar. It is also half a block away from a park filled with homeless people and kiddie-corner(is it kitty or kiddie I never did know) from a humongous high rise of low income housing. Our office itself has a little sheltered stoop (don't you love that word? Stoop, stoop, stoop!).

Which makes it perfect for homeless drunks to sit, sleep, and drink their Heinekens. How do I know they're Heinekens? Because I found one sitting on our stoop this morning.

I threw it in my garbage can - which is mostly full and didn't think about it again until I walked away from my desk. On the return trip I noticed that the positioning of the bright green bottle makes it highly visible to anyone seated near my desk (I tested this theory by sitting in the chairs across from my desk).

Perversely I hope someone notices.