I used the word Machiavellian yesterday. I love that I know that word. I love that I used that word, and I love especially that the use of that word was not contrived rather it came naturally to my fingertips (since I was typing). And I have to say I love my friends for knowing that word as well.

I started thinking about some of my favorite nerdy things. It occurred to me I silently judge people based on their reaction to things like Charlie the Angry Unicorn.

My Baby Kangaroo has switched my schedule at the gym to maximize my caloric effectiveness. Actually not only has it been switched but I've had to add an hour a day. The most effective workout time is in the am on an empty stomach. The only way I can make THAT happen and still get to work on time is by going in at 6am.

So my Gym Schedule is now:

Sunday 6a-7a & 2p-3p
Monday 6a-7a & 7p-8p
Tuesday 6a-7a & 5p-6p
Wednesday 6a-7a & 7p-8p
Thursday 6a-7a & 5p-7p
Friday 6a-7a & 7p-8p
Saturday 6a-7a & 1p-2p

Seriously I don't know how I'm doing all that. I didn't think I'd survive but I am. But as far as the morning goes I don't care what I look like at 6am. I hate everyone at 6am. That being said I wore my favorite sweatshirt to the gym. The one that says ">My Baby Got Stole By A Bear Holding A Shark. The Baby Kangaroo was on desk duty and he read my sweater but he said it this way "My Baby Got STOLEN By A Bear Holding A Shark". It's Stole, Stole! Not stolen!!!! I realized in that moment how much of a nerdy snob I can be. If you are not enamored with Homestar Runner or Firefly after seeing them my disappointment in you would be hard to put into words.

The Baby Kangaroo has not seen SB Emails so I give him a little latitude. I also give him latitude because he builds muscle for a living and recreationally and I wouldn't want to tax his pretty little head too much.

Although after saying all that the Baby Kangaroo is going back to finish his masters in Physical Therapy so he's not as stupid as he looks, seems, acts and sometimes is. Also it's because of him I'm 40 lbs lighter than I was two months ago. He serves his purpose.