DOES THE OVER USE OF CAPITALIZATION, QUESTION MARKS, AND EXCLAIMATION POINTS BOTHER YOU? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! AND… DON’T…FORGET…ELIPSES! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! PERSONALLY…I FEEL THEY BECOME MELODRAMATIC! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! AFTER A WHILE…DON’T YOU AGREE? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !p>

Well my office is fully staffed again; it has been for the past few months. The boss’s daughter is working part time as my secretarial underling and it’s been a little bumpy. Absconding USB cables for her homework projects (USB cables connecting inconsequential things like oh, I don’t know THE PRINTER!), long conversations on the phone talking to her 6 month old baby, and the latest snafu LEAVING MY MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS WITH PLENTY! ! ! ! ! ! ! OF! ! ! ! ! ! PUNCTUATION! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! MARKS! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! TO! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! DENOTE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! URGENCY! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Por Exemplore... ... ... ... ... ...

“! ! ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? HAVE U SEEN THE STAMPS? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ”

“BOB CALLED! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! …THIS IS THE SECOND TIME! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !”

“I’M LEAVING AT 4:30 TODAY! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !…PROBLEM? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ”

“WILLIAM NEEDS U 2 CALL BEFORE 2P! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :P”

“CAN U SHOW ME HOW 2 DELETE LEADS AGAIN?! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ;)”

I guess I just feel there are some things that should not be used in office etiquette. Like smilie faces ^-^ :P ;) 8>. But she’s the boss’s daughter so how can I really complain. In addition my underling’s poor use of punctuation she’s a bit of a Rasta. Has the dreads and wears very bohemian clothing to the office which, ok I don’t mind but I she wears this patchouli fragrance oil which leaves a pretty serious musk in the air even when she hasn’t been in the office for a few days. My underling has become my smunderling so I have to express my displeasure in creative not confrontational ways, any suggestions? Or should I say SUGGESTIONS? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
I really wonder sometimes if it’s me being too picky, but you must admit THIS! ! ! ! ! ! ! WOULD! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! GET! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! A! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! LITTLE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! BIT! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! OLD! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! AM I RIGHT? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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