I always saved a couple of those old Surveys from back in the day. I like to laugh at myself from time to time. Each time I revise it I can't believe how funny I'm not in the attempted witticism. This time I thought I would share it with you. This is the Hugeungous Survey of Doom. Doom Doom Doom...




1) Starting Time: 11:31p
2) Full Name: Lydia Rose
3) Nicknames: My ASL sign name is Laughing Rose hence my e-mail.
4) Name Spelled Backwards: Aidyl Esor R
5) Hometown: Maquoketa, IA
6) Job: Licensed Staff Agent/ Office Manager
7) Birthday: June 20th
8) Age: 22
9) School: I’m going to MATC for my motorcycle license this summer but real school is ick, I’m a terrible student.
10) Hair color: it previously was a dirty dishwater blonde/brown. Now it’s Zha-Zha blonde.
12) Height: 5"5
13) Siblings: 2 brothers - older
14) Gender: Female last time I checked

--------------HAVE YOU EVER...?-----------
15) Ever Been So Drunk You Blacked Out: I enjoy a drink or two but I don’t need to embarrass myself any more than I do while sober. So that’s no.
16) Missed School Because It Was Raining: I never missed school. I just never went
17) Set Any Body Part On Fire For Amusement: I’ve done the finger touching the candle thing.
18) Kept A Secret From Everyone: I don’t keep my own secrets well so I make a rule of thumb not to try and hide anything. It’ll just come back to haunt me later.
19) Had An Imaginary Friend: No but my niece has like 12 and it’s kind of freaking me out.
20) Wanted To Hook Up With A Friend: I’m going to pretend I don’t know what this question means
21) Cried During A Flick: Oh why stop there, commercials, greeting cards, I saw a guy carrying tampons in the store tonight and he was all by himself and I teared up a little. Aww he’s a good one!
22) Ever Liked A Teacher: Yeah my orchestra teacher. It wasn’t physical I just thought he had was hot stuff because he was a Star Trek Fan-Boy. What can I say nerds light my fire :P
23) Ever Thought An Animated Character was Hot: Pffhhhttt. Yeah every anime male who ever existed - with the exception of the entire cast of Dragon Ball Z.
24) Ever Prank Called Someone: nope
25) Been On stage: Tonight actually.
26) Fought With Your Parents: not now I don’t have any house rules.
27) Wished Upon A Star: “ I have a reoccurring dream, every time I feel a hoarseness, I swallow warm glowing lights, my mother and son made for me” ( I had to throw that in there it felt very wish-upon-a-star”
28) Laughed Until You Cried: I wish that happened more often
29) Watched A Sunrise/Sunset: Now that I live in a fire station with 6-7 ft windows the sun watches me rise instead. There is no getting away from it
30) Went To The Beach At Night: I went to the beach the first time this year, but we never made it at night.
31) Been Mean: I’m too blunt and I don’t have much of an internal monologue, but I’m rarely malicious.
32) Been Sarcastic: What do you think?
33) Are You Happy: working on it
34) Are You Talking To Someone Online: shockingly no

--------------FAVORITES------------------
35) Shampoo: Temptations Pomegranate Martini
36) Soap: Victoria’s Secret - Pure Seduction or DKNY - Be Delicious
37) Colors: it’s always been orange with some sort of modifier like purple for a while and Green. I adore green.
38) Day/Night: Night - I’m sharper in the evenings.
39) Kind of music: In the moment : Jurassic 5, Bjork, Bright Eyes, Craig David, James Taylor, Heart.
40) Favorite soda: Enviga- sparkling green tea with peach
41) Favorite alcohol drink: experimental concotions I make myself but bar standards are gin&tonic extra lime, beer (dark -think beer milkshake), Wollershiem Prarie-fume
42) Favorite car: I’m driving my favorite car!! Who knew that could ever happen. 2004 Volkswagen Jetta GLS TDI Manual Trans.
43) Favorite Perfume or Cologne: DKNY Be Delicious (original green), any Victoria’s Secret Body Splash except Endless Love because it smells like old lady.
44) Favorite Radio Station: WMAD Madison
45) Favorite Website:
www.homestarrunner.com
post secret.blogspot.com
www.asofterworld.com
www.xkcd.com
www.pvponline.com
www.loadingreadyrun.com
46) Favorite Subject in School: Physical Science, English Lit.
47) Least Favorite Subject in School: Anything Remotely Mathematical
48) Favorite Sport: Kite-Surfing

50) Favorite Song: Currently Bjork - Unison. Great Lyrics this is my favorite blip:

I thrive best hermit style
With a beard and a pipe
And a parrot on each side
But now I can't do this without you

I never thought I would compromise
I never thought I would compromise
I never thought I would compromise
Let's unite tonight
We shouldn't fight
Embrace you tight
Let's unite tonight

51) Favorite Food: I wish I were more of a foodie but I really don’t care as long as it’s not looking at me while I eat it.
52) Favorite Movies: Anything M. Night Shamylan particularly Signs and The Village, Up Close & Personal, Star Wars, Elizabethtown, Catch & Release, Strictly Ballroom, Look Both Ways, Pride & Prejudice, My Neighbor Totoro Rogers & Hammerstein Muscials - oh heck any musicals esp Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. The list goes on and on and on.
53) Favorite Place: Puerto Ayacucho Venezuela the only place remotely interesting I’ve ever traveled
54) Favorite holiday: Feb 10th My neice was born and subsequently Sept. 16th when my other niece was born.
55) Lace Or Satin: lace- satin is too slippery. Now that I think about it that comment sounds vaguely dirty but I’m not taking it back.
56) Favorite place to chill: In my hammock on my porch with my laptop and a paperback.
57) Favorite ice cream: Ben & Jerry’s Pistachio Pistachio
58) Favorite Cartoon Character: Tuxedo Mask

--------------FRIENDS AND CRUSHES-----------
59) Have a bf/gf?: definitely no girlfriend. But no boyfriend either.
60) Loved Anyone: Lots of pets
61) Who's The Loudest: up until recently I’d have said me but I think Lauren is louder than I am. I’ve lost my touch.
62) Shyest: Duane S. he turns beet red any time he has to speak in front of large groups.
63) Nicest: Lisa
64) Funniest: Moriah and Rachface make me laugh most often
65) Craziest person or silliest person(s): Moriah
66)Who Do You Go to For Advice: Me mum
67) Who Do You Cry With: My mother, Jehovah
68) Which friend lives the farthest from u? Stephan and Evelyn in Venezuela
69) Talked To Someone You Have A Crush On: These are the survey questions that make me feel like I need to be doing eighth grade homework. I hate the word crush. But no I don’t talk to people I’m interested in. If I am remotely attracted to you I stay on the complete opposite end of the room. it’s the only time I am not 100% extroverted.
70) Missed Someone: So much it hurts.

--------DO YOU BELIEVE IN----------
72) God/Devil: yup
74) Love at first sight: no, but I believe there is “Lust at first sight”
75) The Big Bang Theory: ah no
76) Heaven/Hell: spiritual realm/common grave

------------------MISC.-----------------
77) Who Named You: my mother told me quite distinctly, she wanted to give me a bible name and since my aunt took all the good ones she named me Lydia
78) When Was The last Time You Showered? Tonight before the meeting cause I felt greasy
79) What Is Right Next To You: a heap of pillows and this Mexican candy called Duvalin it’s Hazelnut/Strawberry/Vanilla all at the same time. Good stuff
80) What Is Your Computer Desk made Of? flesh, I have a laptop
81) What Are The Last 4 Digits In Your Phone #: 7448
82) What Was The last Thing You Ate: Taco Bell (or Toxic Hell depending on how your bowels react to it)
83) Who Do You Wanna Spend The Rest Of Your Life
with?: My cat but not in a weird way.
84) How Many Buddies Do You Have On List: I think 20 approx
85) How's The Weather Right Now: cool, wet, and breezy
86) What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?: balsamic strawberry vinegar sorbet
87) How Do You Eat Oreos: I do the classic twist and dunk
88) Are You Too Shy To Ask A Girl/Guy Out: I should be the askee not the asker
89) If You Could Change Your Name: I can't see myself as anything else, I like my name.
90) What will Your First Son's Name be: Gideon
91) Daughter's Name Will Be: Clara
92) Do You Like Scary Or Happy Movies: I get too scared in scary movies.
93) Do You Like Talking To People On The phone or in
person?: there’s a difference?
94) Lust Or Love: love
95) Do You Consider Cheerleading A Sport? SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD!!!
96) Boxers or Briefs: boxers
97) Bacon bits or croutons: Bacon - everything is better with bacon - ask Rachel
98) How long can you hold your breath?: Long Enough
100) Disney World or Disney Land: Everglades?
102) Do you do drugs?: naw it's herbal man
103) Have you ever been skinny-dipping: sure
104) Do you make fun of people: only out of desperation
105) Have you ever been convicted of a crime? speeding tickets count?
106) One Pillow Or Two: Many pillows, and a cat.
107) Pets: Cat- Horatio Hornblower
108) Piercing or tattoos: pierced ears yes no where else
109) What's your bedtime: much later that it should be
110) Adidas, Nike or Reebok: ask me if I care? go ahead, ask me.
111) Most Embarrasing Moment: I have a conveiniant mental block set up there
112) Do you attend a church regularly?: Never go to church
113) What do you look for in the opposite sex: a counter balance to my personality
114) Favorite Quote: “you may tire of me cause my December sun is setting and I’m not who I used to be. No longer easy on the eyes but these wrinkles masterfully disguise the youthful boy below.” - Bright Eyes
116) Do you like to swim?: ALWAYS
118) Do you have a job? yes
119) Pro-life or Pro-choice?: Tough one. I like my
life and I like making choices. Can't I have both?
120) pools or oceans?: Pools
121) Pencil or pen?: Stylus
122) Who's better boys or girls: my nieces
123) Do you sing in the shower? all the time
125) The best way to die? happy
126) When do u want to die?: never
127) Have you ever called a 900 number? ewwww no!!
129) Would you ever go bungie-jumping?: no
130) Would you rather be short or tall or semi-tall?: I'm fine the way I am except when I need to reach something on the top shelf
131) Do you enjoy reading? Enthusiastically
132) Which Winnie the Pooh character is your fave: Meh none
133) What was the last movie you saw?: Catch & Release
134) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: My cat isn't dead yet
135) Do you think you're attractive: moo.
136) What is your sign?: Don't fight with ulgy people we have nothing to lose.
137) What movie do you really want to see?: The Last Mimzy
138) What is your biggest wish?: That I my nieces grow up well-adjusted
141) Who is the least attractive person you know? myself
142) Optimist or Pessimist: to quote a good friend " the glass isn't half full or half empty it's just half a glass"
143) Would you ever have cosmetic surgery?: nah whats the point
144) Do you like to dance? When I have a partner
145) What do you think of people who drink?: Cheers
146) People who do drugs?: They're a trip!
147) Better to cry or laugh?: laugh till you cry?
148) Do you think men and women can ever just be
friends?: rarely
149) Do you bite your nails?: occasionally
150) What's your worst habit?: I am a lacksidaisical house cleaner
151) Ever been in love?: nope
152) Did you ever cry over someone of the opposite
sex?: moped yes, cried no.
153) Do you shun nudity?: only for myself. There are enough blind people in the world I don’t have to destroy the eyesight of the rest of the population.
154) Who in your life is your biggest role model?: My mother
155) Who was your first crush?: Elvis
156) Do you organize your CD's?: I have better things to do with my time
157) Who makes fun of you the most?: I’m just a tad gullible so everyone takes a stab.
159) Do You Want Your Friends To Do This And Send It
Back?: doesn’t really apply to a blog post
160) How much time did you spend on this quiz: More time that I should have
161) State something nice about the person who sent
this to you.: Dom is my pal, we shared our mutual Bjork obsession, and even though he's far away he's still my buddy.
161) End Time?:12:36a